Sunday, December 11, 2011

When Harry Met The Valley

     Ok Ladies, I want to ask you, how many times ( if at all ) have you been kicked out of bed and sent to the showers because you hadn't shaved in a week or so?  You know what I'm talking about, you're getting ready to get down and dirty with the boyfriend/husband, he touches your leg and feels the prickly hairs instead of smooth skin.  He will at this point do one of two things, he will out right ask you if you would go shave before you have sex or he will make you feel guilty about not shaving for a while that you end up just getting up and doing it anyway.  This is when he will not so subtly throw in there something about shaving or trimming up the nether regions while you're in there.  Now being a victim of this behavior, I know how it feels to be in the moment and then all of a sudden have it implied that unless the hair is gone there will be no lovins.  I know alot of you are going to say, "that's never happened to me!!  I always keep everything soft and smooth."  The only thing I have to say to that is.....bullshit.  At some point in time in every womans life we either forget to shave or just plainly don't unless we are going to be showing our legs.  I will plainly admit, when winter comes and I know that the only other person seeing my legs is my husband, I might shave once a week.  The nether regions I do at the same time.  Alot of you right now are probably like "ewwww gross", but think about it whether you shave or wax that specific area, if you do it too often you get some serious irritation. Either the hair isn't long enough to wax or if you shave and the hair is too short...instant razor burn.  Very uncomfortable and unless you're in the porn industry, filthy rich, or just happen to have thousands of dollars lying around laser hair removal isn't really an option.  Now to get to the real meat and potatoes of this topic.....how many of those men that kick us out of bed actually take care of their own regions south of the border on a regular basis???
     Most guys think that women have it so easy and that we can just wake up and automatically feel like the beautiful goddess they tell us we are.  Word to the wise boys, you might think we are gorgeous first thing in the morning with no make-up, shower, or coffee but what you think and how we feel are completely different.  Men don't realize that the littlest bit of lip gloss can make us feel better than we did with out it.  We go through alot to make ourselves feel sexy so that we are confident about our bodies and want to show it off.  I think if we have to go through all the trouble of shaving, make-up, keeping our bodies toned and sexy I think men need to take an extra ten minutes a week to trim and groom the forest that surrounds their penis.  First of all, it helps us out with any oral pleasure sessions.  We don't have to worry about moving anyhting out of the way or (ewww) pick anything out of our teeth. (its gross I know but admit it, it does happen). Secondly it definatly makes the penis look a little bigger.  The shaving doesn't stop there though, the boys need to shave their boys too.  I know alot of guys are going to be opposed to this idea but if we have to go through it don't you think that they should too?? 
     All the boys have to do is use a trimmer. No wax, no goofy hair removal creams, nothing extravagant of any kind.  A trimmer, a razor and some shaving cream is more than sufficient. I'm not saying to make them go completely hairless ( unless we are talking about the balls and then all the hair has to go!!) but just enough to keep it neat and out of the way.  They are going to be totally opposed at first to this idea but if you tell them to try it just once for you, they will probably do it.  This is one of those times that we can kick up our persausive feminine wiles to make them try something new.  I think once they see how much you like it and how much bigger their penis looks they will be more willing to keep it up.  Let's face it most if not all men are concerned (okay obsessed) with the size of their man hood and will do anything to make it look bigger.  If they will let you offer to trim for them and show them that its not so bad. 
     I know at first they will be opposed to this idea and they might not even believe you when you tell them that you go through alot to be beautiful for them.  I just think that if they expect us to do it don't you think that they should do it for us?  So I put this out to everyone that reads this blog......I want to know your opinion.  To shave or not to shave?  Do you like your man to do some manscaping or do you prefer that they keep everthing the way it is??  Do you have a funny story that you want to tell?  Let me know, just post a comment or send me an email on facebook.  So until then my readers, I know this one was a little short, hasta la vista until next week.............

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